Frequently asked questions

Sometimes I got questions of a more personal nature. To help potential inquirers, I have compiled list of most common questions and answers.

Q: Who are you?
A: My name is Radovan Garabík, and the question who am I has deep philosophical connotations that I am not going to pursue further here... but there is 42 somewhere in the answer.

Q: Where do you live?
A: Mostly in Bratislava.

Q: Where do you work?
A: At the Ľ. Štúr Institute of Linguistics.

Q: Really?
A: Yes.

Q: What do you like?
A: [censored]

Q: Oh, I see... and apart form that?
A: Let's see... computers, sci-fi, light fantasy, technology, satellite TV, linguistics, cats, darkness, python, alternate history, open source, UTF-8, concept of technological singularity, space research, logic, debian, internet, doing stupid jokes, planned languages, usenet, wikipedia... though I do not have time for everything I listed.

Q: What you don't like?
A: [censored]

Q: Ouch... anything other?
A: spam, meat, cluelessness, snoring, physical activity, sports, loud noise, strong light, commercionalization of everything, politics, alcohol, Microsoft, UTF-16, being the victim of stupid jokes, internet users, language planning, intellectual property feudalization, smoking, formal dress.

Q: Have you ever....
A: Yes.

Q: ...and...
A: Yes.

Q: ...and would you like to...
A: No.

Q: Do you want bigger penis, cheap viagra, or to help us transfer $100000000 from our Nigerian bank account?
A: No.

Q: Prečo táto stránka nemá aj slovenskú verziu?
A: Nechce sa mi :-)